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Oct.28,2017Happy Saturday everyone! I hope you all are enjoying this last weekend in October – can you believe it is almost November – time certainly flies by quickly! And here we are only 3 days away from Halloween yes only 3 more days!!! Last week I shared some important safety tips with you for Halloween so this week I wanted to lighten it up a bit with a couple chuckles!
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What is a monster’s favorite Halloween food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath!
What’s a monster’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room?
A Spoo-Key!
Why don’t witches ride their brooms when angry?
So they don’t fly off the handle!
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Newlywebbs!
Until next week this is Snookie hoping you all have a hauntingly spooktacular Halloween and Happy Breeding!!
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