Amaretto Breedables Customer Connection

I figured with the crazy weather everywhere, SL acting crazy, and it being Monday that maybe some laughter was needed!

So I have gathered up a few jokes and some funny pictures, so set back, relax and laugh. After all , laughter makes everything better!!!!!

It was a sunny afternoon when Bob said to George,Hey, George, why don’t we get ourselves 2 horses? We could ride them in the summer and in the winter we could put them in the paddock behind the house.” George thought it was a great idea, so the next day they went out and bought themselves 2 horses. They rode them in the summer, but when winter came George got worried. He said “Hey, Bob, how are we going to tell them apart next spring?” Bob said, “Well, I’ll shave the mane off mine and you shave the tail off yours.” This satisfied George, so he did. The next spring when they went back to get their horses they found the horses’ hair had all grown back. Alarmed, George said, “Oh great, now how are we going to tell them apart?” and Bob said, “Well, you can have the black one and I’ll take the white one.”

A cowboy goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks back into the bar, fires his gun through the ceiling. “Which one of you stole my hoss?” he yells. No one answers. “All right, I’m gonna have one more beer and if my hoss ain’t outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas.” He drinks another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back. So he gets on it and gets ready to ride out of town. The bartender walks out of the bar and asks, “Say pardner, what happened in Texas?” The cowboy turns to him, and says, “I had to walk home.”

Three race horses stood in their stalls. One said to other others: “I ran 20 races and I won 15 of them!” he bragged. The next said with a snort, “Well, I ran 30 races and won 25 of them!” Then the third horse spoke up proudly, “Yeah, I ran 41 races and won 39 of them!” This seemed to settle the topic when the horses noticed a Greyhound outside their stalls. The Greyhound said, “I ran 100 races and I won 99 of them.” The horses looked at each other in amazement and one gasped, “Wow!

A talking greyhound!”

This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the evening, she would win handily, but when she raced during the day she would come in dead last. He consulted the top veterinarians and horse psychologists to no avail. He finally had to give up because it had become … a real night mare.