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I figured with the crazy weather everywhere, SL acting crazy, and it being Monday that maybe some laughter was needed!

So I have gathered up a few jokes and some funny pictures, so set back, relax and laugh. After all , laughter makes everything better!!!!!

It was a sunny afternoon when Bob said to George,Hey, George, why don’t we get ourselves 2 horses? We could ride them in the summer and in the winter we could put them in the paddock behind the house.” George thought it was a great idea, so the next day they went out and bought themselves 2 horses. They rode them in the summer, but when winter came George got worried. He said “Hey, Bob, how are we going to tell them apart next spring?” Bob said, “Well, I’ll shave the mane off mine and you shave the tail off yours.” This satisfied George, so he did. The next spring when they went back to get their horses they found the horses’ hair had all grown back. Alarmed, George said, “Oh great, now how are we going to tell them apart?” and Bob said, “Well, you can have the black one and I’ll take the white one.”

A cowboy goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks back into the bar, fires his gun through the ceiling. “Which one of you stole my hoss?” he yells. No one answers. “All right, I’m gonna have one more beer and if my hoss ain’t outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas.” He drinks another beer, walks outside, and his horse is back. So he gets on it and gets ready to ride out of town. The bartender walks out of the bar and asks, “Say pardner, what happened in Texas?” The cowboy turns to him, and says, “I had to walk home.”

Three race horses stood in their stalls. One said to other others: “I ran 20 races and I won 15 of them!” he bragged. The next said with a snort, “Well, I ran 30 races and won 25 of them!” Then the third horse spoke up proudly, “Yeah, I ran 41 races and won 39 of them!” This seemed to settle the topic when the horses noticed a Greyhound outside their stalls. The Greyhound said, “I ran 100 races and I won 99 of them.” The horses looked at each other in amazement and one gasped, “Wow!

A talking greyhound!”

This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the evening, she would win handily, but when she raced during the day she would come in dead last. He consulted the top veterinarians and horse psychologists to no avail. He finally had to give up because it had become … a real night mare.

I think a breath of fresh air is good for the soul, don’t you? I was messaged by a member of the community and told a very touching story that reminded me why I love my job so much.  It also got me to thinking how we always get to hear when things aren’t exactly what everyone wants them to be, but we so very rarely get to hear positive things.

So I have decided to start a thread on the Amaretto forums and call it Chicken Soup for the Amaretto Soul.  I want everyone to go and post positive things, share stories of why you breed your horses and how you’ve drawn happiness from the exciting bundles. Stories of how you’ve met that special someone while horse shopping, lol keep it clean please (Avalon made me say that part). Does not have to be anything fancy, not a long post, nothing too personal just inspirational stuff that fellow breeders can read and maybe remember why they love breedables too!  Share your story and plant a positive seed to grow in the minds and hearts of others.

I will start the thread off with my own post so I hope to read what everyone else writes soon! Who knows maybe your story will end up on the Dakota Show one day!

http://amarettobreedables.com/forums/topic/2257/plant-a-positive-seed/view/post_id/8088

Well, it’s almost time for the New Year!

Saying goodbye to the Old Year.

I have been doing a lot of thinking about the past year. A lot of good times, that will stay in my memories and also some sad times that have taught me things and made me a stronger person.

Saying hello to the New Year

To new beginnings

Let us all start fresh, and make this the best year we ever had.

To our Dreams

May everyone find a path that leads them to fulfill their most wanted hopes and dreams, a path that is lit by happiness,

To our friends and loved ones

Let us not forget to take the time to let them know how important they are, and that we cherish each and everyone of them, and how much they mean to us to have them in our lives.

Recipe for a Happy New Year

Author: Unknown

take twelve whole months, clean them thoroughly of all bitterness, hate, and jealousy. Make them just as fresh and clean as possible.

Now cut each month in to twenty-eight, thirty, thirty-one different parts, but don’t make up the whole batch at once. Prepare it one day at a time out of these ingredients.

Mix well into each day one part of faith, one part of patience, one part of courage, and one part of work.

Add to each day one part of hope, faithfulness, generosity, and kindness. Blend with one part prayer, one part meditation, and one good deed. Season the whole with a dash of good spirits, a sprinkle of fun, a pinch of play, and a cupful of good humor.

Pour all of this into a vessel of love. Cook thoroughly over radiant joy, garnish with a smile, and serve with quietness, unselfishness, and cheerfulness.

Your final results may vary depending on your attitude.

Have a Happy New Year!

For those of you who go out for New Years Eve, please be safe, don’t drink and drive, and be aware that there are others out there that are drinking and driving.

From Mal to all of you….YOU are special to me!!!

Happy New Year